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Divers Song Parodies

Discussion in 'Non-Diving Related Stuff' started by TexasMike, Sep 5, 2001.

  1. TexasMike

    TexasMike Loggerhead Turtle

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    An offshoot of something that's going on in the Redneck Diver's thread....

    NetDoc has shown his talent for creating some interesting parodies to well known tunes with a slight bend/twist/mutilation towards diving. And he's inspired me to think of a few.

    So, if the rest of you have requests, or would like to come up with a parody yourself (meaningful look at Iquana Don), feel free to post away.

    And the one that started this bear's repeating:
    • Originally Posted by NetDoc
      Hey all,

      I was so inspired by Texas Mike's last bit o' prose, that I had to re-write Monty Python's "I'm a Lumberjack" song. My apologies to the original author(s) in advance...

      I’m a Scuba Canuck, and I’m OK!
      I sleep all night and I swim all day!

      I blow out bubbles,
      I hunt wild shells,
      I wear a dry suit too!
      I wear my woolen booties
      And stay down till I’m blue!

      (refrain)

      I seek out wrecks,
      I walk their decks,
      Under the seven seas!
      I hang out in the Women’s area
      Of Scubaboard, if you please!

      (refrain)

      I wear high heel fins
      A women’s wetsuit,
      Panties and a bra
      I wish I was a girlie,
      Just like my dear Papa!!!


      (refrain X2)
     
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  2. The Chairman

    The Chairman Chairman of the Board

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    I gots talent???

    I kin be somebody???

    I knew this board rocked!!!

    Anyone gotta hanky so I kin wipe the tear from my eye???

    :tease:
     
  3. The Chairman

    The Chairman Chairman of the Board

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    The Warhammer Manuever song!
    (sung to the tune of the Volcano Song)
    (again, my apologies to Jimmy Buffet and all my fellow Parrot Heads.)

    I was divin’ under the sea…
    Funny feeling comin’ over me!
    My tummy’s turning in agony…
    Hopefully I just gotta pee!

    Well, I don’t know,
    I don’t know…
    I don’t know where I’ma gonna go,
    When the Warhammer Blows!

    My hands start to tremble, my foot starts to shake!
    I feel like I can fill this lake!
    Gas, she’s comin’ out of my suit!
    When I go, it’ll be a hoot

    (refrain)

    Divers swimmin’ everywhere…
    Making signs to “Please Beware”
    My Dive Master’s looking kinda green!
    Waitin’ for me to blow this scene!

    (refrain)

    Now it’s comin’ out smooth and hot!
    Not sure what disease I’ve got!
    There’s a brown tide formin' under me!
    Pretty soon, I gotta flee!

    (refrain)

    But I don’ wanna land in no Stroker’s spring,
    I don’ wanna land where I gotta sing!

    I don’ wanna land in no Texas Swamp,
    No, I don’ wanna land where it’s only damp!

    I don’ wanna land on no island early!
    I don’ wanna land where the divers are surly!

    I don’ wanna land on a bunch of sharks!
    I don’ wanna land in a Disney Park!

    (refrain X2)
     
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  4. Ontario Diver

    Ontario Diver Loggerhead Turtle

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    The Rescue Diver's song (to the tune of Rescue Me)

    Rescue me
    I'm feeling Neptune's charm
    Rescue me
    Don't hear my depth alarm
    Still descending in the blue
    I need you and ascent too

    Come on and rescue me
    Come on buddy and rescue me
    Come on buddy and rescue me
    'Coz I need you, Look in my eyes
    Can't you see that I'm Narced out
    Rescue me

    Swim over and see my gauges
    Ain't read them in nearly ages
    'Coz I'm not breathing and I'm blue
    I need you and your air too

    Come on and rescue me
    Come on buddy and rescue me
    Come on buddy and rescue me
    'Coz I need you by my side
    Can't you see that I'm drowning
    Rescue me

    Rescue me
    Should have worn my Ne-o-prene
    Rescue me
    Jellyfish make a real cute scene
    Fire Coral that I swam through
    Sea Wasps and that Man-o-War too
    Come on and rescue me
    Come on buddy and rescue me
    Come on buddy and rescue me
    'Coz I need you, Give DAN a call
    Can't you see that I'm reacting

    <Just imagine a really good horn section>

    Apologies to all; Just Call Me Jazz Diver, goin' down in them Muddy Waters

     
  5. jbd

    jbd Dive Shop

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    My wife is really up on all the tunes you guys & gals are using for you song parodies. She knows nothing about diving but I showed her the songs anyways. She wanted to know what the Warhammer Manuever was. So I found the picture for her. The contortions she went through(nearly turned on her head) to figure out what was going on and the look on her face when it dawned on her what she was seeing was priceless!!! --- for everything else there is MasterCard. Thanks guys for a great laugh!!
     
  6. Mario S Caner

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    LOL, you guys are too much. I'll think I'll pass on this thread, as I'm sure I will get my butt into some serious trouble :wink:

    LOL!

     
  7. seaangel

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    I found this past weekend that there is an album or tape out there with diving song parodies, it is call Scuabadoo or something like that. If anyone has heard of it or knows where I can get it I want one. So far though your songs are great and we need to get them recorded.

    Bottoms Up...Bubbles Up!!
    Cindy
     
  8. Greg G.

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    This comes in handy on those long surface swims...

    To the tune of 99 Bottles of Beer

    99 divers with air in the water,
    99 divers with air!
    If one should happen to get the bends,
    98 divers with air in the water!

    (And so on and so on).

     
  9. scubadweeb

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    Not to chastise Ontario Diver however, it's Aretha Franklin who sings "Rescue Me". And don't worry, you've already "got me back", I've been singing the dang song (with your lyrics) all evening! (It's great, really)!
     
  10. The Chairman

    The Chairman Chairman of the Board

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    NetDoc slaps Scubadweeb with a big fish for the halibut, and says... "You are a cod, sir! I've haddock with you"

    Or was that... "Frankly Scallop, I don't give a clam!"???

    :tease:

    --I know, I know... different song, same old tuna...
     

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