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Good for you! I spent nearly 37 seconds of exhaustive research finding you the perfect poodle jacket. It’s crazy expensive at $1499.95, so it MUST be good. It has more padding than grandma’s couch and can carry enough weight to faceplant you firmly into the seabed. But not to worry, it has quick release weight thingies that you can dump at depth to shoot you right back to the surface like a ballistic missal. Stupid BP/W assemblies have two tank bands to “fool” around with while this BCD is equipped with only one! What could possibly go wrong? The best part is you can get a color coordinated integrated octo for a paltry $399 and, and, and it comes with a pull dump! This colorful frilly fabric poodle jacket is HUGE and is soooo much prettier than those boring little custom fit SS plates with webbing. Ewww.
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Disclaimer: no offense to those of you diving jackets...just having some fun.
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Disclaimer: no offense to those of you diving jackets...just having some fun.