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Funniest Diving quotes you have heard

Discussion in 'Basic Scuba Discussions' started by idratherbedivin, Apr 8, 2008.

  1. Tackle Berry

    Tackle Berry Angel Fish

    # of Dives: 0 - 24
    Location: Center Moriches, New York, United States
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    There are bold divers and old divers, but there are no old bold divers.
     
  2. Mudd

    Mudd Angel Fish

    # of Dives: 200 - 499
    Location: Queens, NY
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    [A DM on the subject of night diving with sharks]

    "If you see a shark and you get scared, just turn off your light and the shark's gone."
     
  3. alecto

    alecto Angel Fish

    # of Dives: 25 - 49
    Location: Los Angeles
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    My family had a boat that we would cruise around the back bay in. One day, we were going a little faster than usual and water was spraying up into the boat. My grandfather yelled, "Slow down, you're getting the boat wet!"

    On a boat I also try to remember to ask the DM where is the best spot from which to aim for distance. I get seasick easily:/
     
  4. Diver_Phil

    Diver_Phil ScubaBoard Supporter ScubaBoard Supporter

    # of Dives: 50 - 99
    Location: Kaiserslautern, Germany,
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    Would have been awesome to hear him tell people he is a certified mouth breather! lol
     
  5. dive_turkey

    dive_turkey Barracuda

    # of Dives: 25 - 49
    Location: Utah
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    Bear in mind that a typical paramedic is somebody that has been educated beyond their intellect.
     
  6. DuBa

    DuBa Garibaldi

    # of Dives: 25 - 49
    Location: sandpit
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    "Divers are some of the most calm, composed and stress-free people I know. I'm just not sure whether it's calming effect of the sea or brain damage from lack of oxygen..."

    DM on a liveaboard
     
  7. Goodtime Adventures

    Goodtime Adventures Barracuda

    # of Dives:
    Location: Koh Tao, Thailand
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    Haha, we've had a load of funny comments and questions over the years. Some of our favourites are......

    "Does my pressure group change when it rains?"

    "Will I get lead poisoning from the weights?"

    And our ultimate favouite "What do I do if I get a fish in my mask?"

    Never a dull day :)
     
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  8. Aguablanco1

    Aguablanco1 Divemaster

    # of Dives: 100 - 199
    Location: Mesa, Arizona
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    What do you call a dive professional without a girlfriend?








    Homeless.
    RichH
     
  9. Mustard Dave

    Mustard Dave Rebreather Pilot

    # of Dives: I just don't log dives
    Location: Manchester, UK
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    What's the difference between a dive professional and a pizza?


    A pizza can feed a family of four! :wink:
     
  10. teecup

    teecup Angel Fish

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    Thank you for the laughs! ... Innocent Q: Is there ever a time when fish actually gets in your mask? Hehehe

     

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