Have you tested positive for COVID?

[formernuke]

They wouldn't walk you through the surgery over the phone?

Sissy.

Nope and I can't reach my back.

 

[letterboy]

Nope and I can't reach my back.

Well that sounds like poor planning. Didn't you plan for this pandemic at all.

 

[Wookie]

Well that sounds like poor planning. Didn't you plan for this pandemic at all.

He bought 200 rolls of shitpaper

 

[letterboy]

He bought 200 rolls of shitpaper

Just 200?

Amateur hour over here.

 

[Wookie]

Just 200?

Amateur hour over here.

He lives alone, and was a sub guy. He doesn’t need 40 squares to drop a deuce like army guys.

 

[letterboy]

He lives alone, and was a sub guy. He doesn’t need 40 squares to drop a deuce like army guys.

That's true, sub guys got gourmet meals and had bidets.

Almost as soft as air force pilots.

 

[formernuke]

That's true, sub guys got gourmet meals and had bidets.

Almost as soft as air force pilots.

Mama didn't raise no fool

 

[letterboy]

Mama didn't raise no fool

Just a poor planner...

 

[formernuke]

Just a poor planner...

Didn't plan for cyst infection and suspect mole coming back twice.

 

[letterboy]

Didn't plan for cyst infection and suspect mole coming back twice.

Drink more water.

Heat a fireplace poker and burn it out.