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Johnoly

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Your dive computer asks you to re-enter the current year.

Your tank's dust cap really does have dust in it.

The regular boat asks you for a second form of ID because they don't recognize you.

That gear bag zipper is jammed and won't budge.

Your Flashlight takes D cell batteries.

You don't know how to thread the film in your camera.


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You have dive gear labeled DACOR

You receive surprised looks when you ask for the card that shows the dive tables

You were overheard asking "What's Nitrox?"

You call yourself a "skin diver"

You say "what is that that green stuff growing all over the reef?"
 
Your gills are dry.
 

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