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HUMOR.....You haven't been diving in so long that >>>>>

Discussion in 'Humor, Games, Clips, Yarns and Tales' started by Johnoly, Dec 13, 2019.

  1. KathyV

    KathyV ScubaBoard Supporter ScubaBoard Supporter

    # of Dives: 500 - 999
    Location: Midwestern US
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    You tie a red ribbon on your gear to help judge the depth of the dive, if it turns black you are too deep.
     
  2. rhwestfall

    rhwestfall Solo Diver

    # of Dives: 200 - 499
    Location: "La Grande Ile"
    12,780
    11,747
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    Your dive shop attempts to sell you a refresher class.... oh wait, they might do that after only a week.....
     
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  3. rhwestfall

    rhwestfall Solo Diver

    # of Dives: 200 - 499
    Location: "La Grande Ile"
    12,780
    11,747
    113
    searching your gear pile, you can't locate the pull rod....
     
  4. Jay

    Jay Need to dive more!

    # of Dives: 100 - 199
    Location: Melbourne, OZ.
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    you only use a glow stick when you night dive.
     
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  5. stepfen

    stepfen Barracuda

    # of Dives: 200 - 499
    Location: Greece
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    63
    you still use jacket style BCD :rofl3:
     
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  6. Scuba Lawyer

    Scuba Lawyer Barracuda

    # of Dives: 5,000 - ∞
    Location: Laguna Beach, California
    446
    1,053
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    Your new regulator that you swear you just bought says VOIT.

    The guy at the dive shop looks at you funny when you complain your capillary depth guage is clogged.
     
  7. Diver below 83

    Diver below 83 Regular of the Pub

    # of Dives: I'm a Fish!
    Location: SoFlo
    1,063
    562
    113
    You ask why your ww2 era airplane tanks won’t pass hydro. Then proceed to ask what hydro is
     
  8. rhwestfall

    rhwestfall Solo Diver

    # of Dives: 200 - 499
    Location: "La Grande Ile"
    12,780
    11,747
    113
    Your last dive shop visit was to someone's garage.
     
  9. rhwestfall

    rhwestfall Solo Diver

    # of Dives: 200 - 499
    Location: "La Grande Ile"
    12,780
    11,747
    113
    Your last gear purchase was at Montgomery Wards.
     
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  10. The Chairman

    The Chairman Chairman of the Board

    # of Dives: I just don't log dives
    Location: Cave Country!
    56,245
    23,915
    113
    You're the only person on the boat using tables.

    You're the only person on the boat with your bladder on your chest.
     

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