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If Training Agencies Were Religions

Discussion in 'Humor, Games, Clips, Yarns and Tales' started by oya, Sep 13, 2016.

  1. oya

    oya Rebreather Pilot

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    Location: Akumal, MX
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    PADI - Roman Catholic
    NAUI - Jewish
    GUE - Amish
    UTD - Mennonite
    SDI - Sunni Islam
    TDI - Shiia Islam
    IANTD - Actually already is functionally Taoist
    BSAC - Anglican (duh)
    SSI - Snake handler
    CMAS - Opus Dei
    NASE - Zoroastrian
    NASDS - Druid
    ANDI - Wiccan
    RAID - Universal Life Church
    NSS-CDS - Sikh
    NACD - Thuggee (KALI-MA!!!)
     
    Last edited: Sep 13, 2016
  2. Jack Hammer

    Jack Hammer Solo Diver

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    You forgot the atheists...
     
    The Laconic and oya like this.
  3. oya

    oya Rebreather Pilot

    # of Dives: 2,500 - 4,999
    Location: Akumal, MX
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    Atheists don't remember or care what agency certified them, they just dive safe and take care of themselves and their buddy because they know there's no magical being looking out for them.
     
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