My word you certainly come across sounding like the proud owner of a LDS?...
LOL. No, I'm in information technologies (but would probably be happier running a LDS). I'm just a big fan of the disappearing breed that is the small "mom and pop" operation, The little hardware stores, your LDS etc, that are being displaced by the big box stores and on-line retailers. I mean honestly, if it weren't for training and air fills to actually bring people in the doors, how long do your think your average LDS would be able to stay afloat?