pidgiepoo
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There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,
trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down
> in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into
> tears.
> "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to
> see a man crying."
> "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was
> late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I
> found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my
> wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my
> dog bit me.
> "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy
> a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then
> you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day
> going?"
---------- Post added November 18th, 2012 at 06:46 AM ----------
Three guys are watching their wives play golf:
The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', her husband demanded.
'Well' she said, 'you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'
The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.'
Next, the Irishman 's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee.
Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. 'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?'
She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'
Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear"!
Lastly, the Scotsman 's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?'
She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.'
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb .... tidy yerself up a bit"
trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down
> in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into
> tears.
> "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to
> see a man crying."
> "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was
> late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I
> found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my
> wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my
> dog bit me.
> "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy
> a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then
> you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day
> going?"
---------- Post added November 18th, 2012 at 06:46 AM ----------
Three guys are watching their wives play golf:
The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', her husband demanded.
'Well' she said, 'you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'
The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.'
Next, the Irishman 's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee.
Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. 'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?'
She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'
Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear"!
Lastly, the Scotsman 's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?'
She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.'
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb .... tidy yerself up a bit"
