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Post Your Pretty Funny Stuff Here

Discussion in 'Humor, Games, Clips, Yarns & Tales' started by sandshaker, Nov 1, 2006.

  1. Tyler HalfTheHill

    Tyler HalfTheHill MSDT ScubaBoard Supporter

    # of Dives: 200 - 499
    Location: Florida Keys
    70
    92
    And keep in mind deeper usually means less time...
     
  2. Scuba Lawyer

    Scuba Lawyer Contributor

    # of Dives: 5,000 - ∞
    Location: Laguna Beach, California
    820
    2,510
    Jacques Cousteau verses Steve Irwin - Too funny.

     
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  3. АлександрД

    АлександрД Contributor

    # of Dives: 100 - 199
    Location: Moscow, Russia
    1,016
    1,885
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  4. AfterDark

    AfterDark Contributor

    # of Dives: 1,000 - 2,499
    Location: Rhode Island, USA
    10,946
    7,921
    The White House fence needed repair so three contractors where called for bids. The one from TN took measurements and gave the WH official a bid of $7000.00 dollars, $3000.00 for materials $3000. for his crew and $1000. profit for him.

    The contractor from TX took measurements and told the WH official $8000. $4000. for materials $4000. for his crew and $1000. profit for him.

    The contractor from Chicago didn't take any measurements he just leaned into the WH official and whispered to him, $27,000, $10,000 for me 10,000 for you and I'll sub-contractor the fence repair to the guy form TN. DONE said the WH official!
     
  5. AfterDark

    AfterDark Contributor

    # of Dives: 1,000 - 2,499
    Location: Rhode Island, USA
    10,946
    7,921
    A man went to his rabi and told him of his fear that his wife is planning to poison him.
    The rabi was doubtful and questioned the man further. He told the man he doubted that the wife was trying to poison him but he would call the man's wife and have a talk with her.

    The next day the man received a call from the rabi, he said, "I talked to your wife on the phone yesterday for 3 hours". Yes, and what do think, what should I do?
    Do you really want to know what I think you should do? Yes rabi yes!
    Take the poison!
     
  6. AfterDark

    AfterDark Contributor

    # of Dives: 1,000 - 2,499
    Location: Rhode Island, USA
    10,946
    7,921
    Fred, Hank and Larry were asked what they would like said about them at their funerals.

    Fred stated he wanted said of him that he was a good man, father and husband.

    Hank said the same as well.

    When Larry was asked what he wanted people to say of him at his funeral Larry responded "hey look he's moving!"
     
  7. АлександрД

    АлександрД Contributor

    # of Dives: 100 - 199
    Location: Moscow, Russia
    1,016
    1,885
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  8. dead dog

    dead dog Contributor

    # of Dives: 2,500 - 4,999
    Location: SoCal via Pittsburgh, Pa.
    741
    401
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  9. dead dog

    dead dog Contributor

    # of Dives: 2,500 - 4,999
    Location: SoCal via Pittsburgh, Pa.
    741
    401
    72e71848481e43b2b2cf1bb9535135b4.jpg
     
  10. Bert van den Berg

    Bert van den Berg Contributor

    # of Dives: 2,500 - 4,999
    Location: New Zealand
    488
    411
    Obviously not in a dry suit. If you were then the divers on the boat will only notice after you get back on and unzip.
     

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