Scuba Limericks

[wetrat]

There once was a diver named Shelly
Whose booties were really quite smelly
When asked why they reek
She replied with a squeak
They came out of a Tiger Shark's belly

 

[Hochhauser]

There once was a diver named named Lee

Who got really sick out at sea

She prayed to the lord

Then she jumped overboard

I know cause that diver was me

 

[wetrat]

Nice job Lee, and everybody else too! I love this thread

 

[Hochhauser]

There once was a diver named Gregg
Who followed to close to my leg
He had quite a scare
cause he lost all his air
when my fin kicked him right in the reg.

or as my dive buddy says

There once was a diver named Meg
who relized she just lost her reg
she grabbed for my air
so I pulled out her hair
and now she looks like Gregg

 

[wetrat]

Lol :laughing:

 

[fldiver327]

I will admit that I totally ripped this one off...sort of! The very first limmerick I ever read and maybe one of the most famous and well known limmericks ever written was "The lady from Niger." here is my tribute to it with a slight scuba twist!!!

There once was a diver from Niger,
Who went for a ride on a tiger.
They came back from the ride
With the lady inside,
And a smile on the face of the tiger...tiger-shark that is!

And here's one of my own...

There once was a diver from St. Pete
Who’s shoe size was to large to repeat.
To see him dive was a spectacle,
Everyone thought it quite objectionable.
Because he never used fins just his big smelly feet!

 

[freediver]

There once was a diver named Sue
who stopped all her limericks at line two.

 

[CDFDiveMaster]

Ok, Ok, here goes nothing,

There once was a diver names wetrat who loved to quote limericks.
He limericked his way through the entire web page.
Limerick, limerick said the wetrat.

Yikes!

 

[kent_1848]

There once was an instructor near here,
Who was nothing but a pain in my rear.
So horrible was his method,
His students were dejected.
So I bought all of them a beer.

 

[kent_1848]

I had an instructor named Randy
His method of teaching was dandy.
He's the reason when I dive,
I come back alive,
So I toast him at night with my Brandy.