You might be a redneck diver if...

[DennisS]

You have 3 boats in the backyard, the motors are all apart

Your BC gets fresh cracks every time you inflate it

Your regulator tastes like stale beer because you used it on the keg

Your tank has bounced out of the bed of your pick up.

Your booties have cow poo on them

Your thermal garment is red and has a back flap

Your dive day is 3-4 because you saw the sun come up and happy hour starts at 5

 

[kbouchard]

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Wouldn't let me post this don't have 5 posts yet enjoy!!

 

[Hank658]

You can do a wreck dive in the pond in your front yard.

 

[Eric Sedletzky]

You try and figure out a way to raise the old trailer they sunk down at the quarry so you can move into it.

 

[Eric Sedletzky]

You fail at trying to raise the trailer so you sink an old couch and place it right in front sunken trailer so you can have a seat when you're diving and feel right at home.

 

[Eric Sedletzky]

Your idea of a can light is an old PBR can with a bunch of holes poked in it and a candle burning inside.

 

[wrybosome]

You wonder how they keep the head on the dive boat so clean.


(Thanks Jeff Foxworthy)

 

[korvette]

Your dive flag is "The Stars and Bars"

You have a gun rack on your BC

You have more than two dive buddies named Junior or Bubba

 

[korvette]

You think a pony bottle is a 40 oz adult beverage

Your dive shop is located in a trailer park

Your dive bag says Hefty on the side

The buckle on your weight belt is silver with your name on it

 

[wrybosome]

You are definitely a redneck diver if THESE are your doubles: