You might be a redneck diver if...

[wrybosome]

Your dive bag says Hefty on the side

Or your SMB.

 

[Eric Sedletzky]

Your idea of good gearing up music is the theme song to Deliverance.

 

[Eric Sedletzky]

You are definitely a redneck diver if THESE are your doubles:

Is that a rack of Peterbilt lights in between those doubles?

That just made me think of another one...you mount a row of peterbilt air cleaner LED lights in between your doubles.

 

[korvette]

If you think the beer is watered down a little

 

[Eric Sedletzky]

If you think the beer is watered down a little

Actually, there are some beer aficionados (snobs) on this board that would contend that wilst drinking budweiser it would make absolutely no difference if the beverage was consumed on land or underwater, the result would be the same: completely devoid of flavor and watered down.

 

[mike_s]

you might be a redneck diver if....

..... When fish eat food out of your beard during the dive

 

[Lake Muroc Diver]

If you have a "Dale Earnhardt #3 in Mossy Oak" sticker on your tank and a "Souths gonna do it again Confederate flag" just below it.

 

[fisheater]

Actually, there are some beer aficionados (snobs) on this board that would contend that wilst drinking budweiser it would make absolutely no difference if the beverage was consumed on land or underwater, the result would be the same: completely devoid of flavor and watered down.

I'm one of the aficionados (snobs) to whom ZKY refers. He's damned right. No difference.

 

[Lake Muroc Diver]

You might be a redneck diver if:
Your Bass boat/ Dive boat has a Hemi.
You stopped using Nitrox cause it done blowed up uncle Enis on the "diving with Jack Daniels weekend" last year.
You have a Chevy wheel on a rope for weight.
Your wet suit is Mossy Oak camoflage. When you spearfish you wear a blaze orange hood.
You bring a weed wacker along on Kelp dives.

 

[tc]

"Dive season" is when NASCAR isn't running.