You might be a redneck diver if...

[KY_BOB]

Your first stage says bubba's welding supply on it.

Worse yet, if your tank says that on it!

 

[Peter_C]

If your attire on a Caribbean vacation is a pair of cutoff Wrangler jeans and a tank top of your favorite driver.

You thought bring booties meant bring a pair of cowboy boots.

When the dolphins appeared under the boat bow you couldn't help but try to jump overboard and wrangle one of them.

 

[EastTNDiver]

You have 3 boats in the backyard, the motors are all apart

Your BC gets fresh cracks every time you inflate it

Your regulator tastes like stale beer because you used it on the keg

Your tank has bounced out of the bed of your pick up.

Your booties have cow poo on them
Your thermal garment is red and has a back flap

Your dive day is 3-4 because you saw the sun come up and happy hour starts at 5

At a local quarry we dive, you have to pass thru a gate and drive thru a pasture to get to the quarry...often pausing to allow cattle to clear the road.

Soooo...I guess mine is...you might be a redneck diver if you have to clear cattle before you can get to your dive site.

 

[terrylowe]

You try and figure out a way to raise the old trailer they sunk down at the quarry so you can move into it.

 

[terrylowe]

if when you let air out of your bc it whistles Dixie

 

[terrylowe]

If your attire on a Caribbean vacation is a pair of cutoff Wrangler jeans
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Actually I have seen denim coveralls as a dive suit...

 

[oldnotdead]

If you refer to the local beach clean up day as "the yard sale".

 

[Hank49]

You can't understand the big deal about the Warhammer.
"seems pretty nachral' ta me"....

 

[TMHeimer]

You're definately a redneck diver if you're at Morrison Springs, FL, and instead of just using it for rifle practise, you actually STEAL the sign that says "Alligators are in These Waters".

 

[Jim Lapenta]

Your backplate has bullet holes on the side that says SPEED LIMIT 25.