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You might be a redneck diver if...

Discussion in 'Basic Scuba Discussions' started by ZKY, Sep 29, 2010.

  1. Aerosynth

    Aerosynth Nassau Grouper

    # of Dives: 25 - 49
    Location: Midwest/Central U.S. is where I hang my hat. Where
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    You've ever dove a search pattern to find the twelve pack that fell off the boat.
     
  2. Aerosynth

    Aerosynth Nassau Grouper

    # of Dives: 25 - 49
    Location: Midwest/Central U.S. is where I hang my hat. Where
    114
    1
    0
    You won't get certified because your cousin told you PADI does a background check.
     
  3. ZKY

    ZKY Minimalist ScubaBoard Supporter

    # of Dives: 500 - 999
    Location: Santa Rosa, California
    2,644
    485
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    ...every year you can't wait for the flood waters to come up because that means you can do a wreck dive in your own back yard.
     
  4. ZKY

    ZKY Minimalist ScubaBoard Supporter

    # of Dives: 500 - 999
    Location: Santa Rosa, California
    2,644
    485
    0
    You can't wait for the local lake clean up dives because you might score on a few good used tires for your '78 Chevy Blazer
     
  5. ZKY

    ZKY Minimalist ScubaBoard Supporter

    # of Dives: 500 - 999
    Location: Santa Rosa, California
    2,644
    485
    0
    You refuse to cut off your Mississippi mud flap because you claim it helps keep some water from getting in the neck seal of your wetsuit.
     
    Last edited: Oct 1, 2010
  6. bigken462

    bigken462 Solo Diver

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    If you find a mate in this thread and consider it a "good day of hunt'in", but discover later it's your lost cousin of the last bad relationship.
     
  7. Belmont

    Belmont DIR Practitioner

    # of Dives: 500 - 999
    Location: Montreal, Canada
    1,053
    94
    48
    You figure you still need to sell some more scrap copper wire to buy this fancy camo dry suit DUI offers on their web site:

    DUI Drysuits - made by Diving Unlimited International

    TLS350 Signature Series
    Black with Universal Digitized Camo Overlay (CLX design)
    Universal Digitized Camo Overlay on Legs
    ZipSeals
    Two Zipper Pockets
    Folding Knife Pocket on Arm on Right Arm
    RockBoot System
     
  8. AfterDark

    AfterDark Solo Diver

    # of Dives: 1,000 - 2,499
    Location: Rhode Island, USA
    10,287
    7,121
    113
    I got the same email except it said you might be a patroitic American if............
     
  9. KY_BOB

    KY_BOB Solo Diver

    # of Dives: 200 - 499
    Location: West Kentucky
    749
    28
    28
    not much difference is there?


    Again, back to the comedy....
     
  10. Hockeynut

    Hockeynut Solo Diver

    # of Dives:
    Location: Minnesota
    8,025
    2,159
    113
    :rofl3::rofl3::rofl3:
     

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