You'll die if...

[Bubble Chaser]

You will die if Chuck Norris isn't pleased with your finning technique. :shocked2:

and you'll never see it coming. Just sayin'

 

[Hold'em Diver]

You will walking across the parking lot over to the dive site!

 

[tac747]

You will die if you use X brand regulator
You will die if you dont use X brand regulator

 

[101recon]

You will die if you are born....so you may as well do something fun and exciting (like diving) in between.

 

[Airleron]

I'm not sure if this has been mentioned....

You'll die using vintage gear.

Ha, I'm still here.

 

[tr3a]

you will die if you use "Water Wngs" (early BC)

 

[Bubble_Boy]

It think every possible scenario has been exhausted... you will die if you post after me!

 

[anbrundage]

****...I'm dead lol

 

[Wolfie]

eeyore once said.
"It doesn't matter, We're all gonna die anyway."
(Pooh had some pretty ****ty friends)

 

[bilsant]

You'll probably die if you're old.

You'll probably die if you're fat.

You'll certainly die if you don't intercept the credit card bill before she sees it.