If you didnt like that last one you will not like this one.
A horse walks into a bar, bartender says "Hay, why the long face?"
A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey buddy, we don't serve your kind here." The mushroom replies, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."
A five dollar bill walks into a bar and the bartender says: "Sorry buddy, this is a singles bar."
A neutron walks into a bar and says, "How much for a drink?"
Bartender says, "For you, no charge."
Two atoms bump into each other at a bar. One says, "I think I lost an electron."
The other atom says, "Are you sure?"
The first atom replies, "I'm positive."
A bear walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender, knowing bears are dim, charges $100, and the bear pays. TO make small talk the bartender says "we don't see many bears in these parts." The bear replies "probably because of the high price of beer.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead walk into a bar. Sorry, can't tell this one here.
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Hey, we've got a drink named after you.' The grasshopper says 'Why would you name a drink Stan?'
A drunk sittin' at a bar says,
"Hey, bartender, do your lemons have legs?"
The bartender says, "No, why?"
The drunk responds, "Oh, hell! I think just squeezed a canary in ma drink!"