Bottom 10 Pick Up Lines

[scubaleg]

A "Top 10" (or Bottom 10) worst pick-up lines list.
These are NOT recommended for actual use...

#10 - You look like a hooker I knew in Phoenix.

#9 - You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

#8 - If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

#7 - You look just like my mama. I love my mama.

#6 - Gross! Somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

#5 - Hey, baby, wanna go halves on a bast**d?

#4 - So... is it safe to say I'm gonna get lucky tonight?

#3 - You'll do.

#2 - Wow! Are those real?

And the #1 worst opening line of all time:

"Gee, for a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much."

 

[scuba_katt]

very classy

thank god i've never heard any of them (although #9 seems awful familiar -jk!)

 

[fast5frog]

Very Nice! lol

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

"So... Besides the streaks of blood in your vomit, you're okay right?"

"Will you help me find my dog? I think he went into this cheap hotel room."

 

[DandyDon]

Some traditionals that I gave up on...

Redneck Man's pick up lines

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) (omitted as just too much)

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room. (I know, you said that.)

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

#7 - You look just like my mama. I love my mama.

I kinda like that one.

 

[Walter]

Does anyone remember, "I see you have a little dog poopie on your shoes."?

 

[tnfireman]

DandyDon, I actually heard a guy ask a girl #5 last Friday. really I did.
Ray

 

[DandyDon]

DandyDon, I actually heard a guy ask a girl #5 last Friday. really I did.
Ray

You must visit some classy joints. :silly:

Did it work...?

 

[RJP]

#1 - "Does this look infected?

 

[Mike Veitch]

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."


Ha! That one is funny..