Bumper Sticker one-liner ideas...

[JeffG]

Tek Divers go Deeper and have Bigger Equipment

 

[DIZZY]

don't want to piss anyone off but my personal favorite is:
DIR--Divers Ignoring Reality

 

[Wristshot]

Evolution Continues . . .
Back to the Water!

W

 

[frontsight2001]

Thats very good Wristshot.

 

[BartBe]

hehe... you wouldn't wanna put it on your car... more like something to put on your buddy's car...

'I still pee my pants... '

lol

 

[Big Blue One]

I still like

Monday to Friday is just a surface interval

 

[JustAddWater]

Got Gas?

I spearfish for the halibut!!

I also like the Bonafide shirts that say "Rebel with a porpoise"

 

[Rescue Diver68]

BUMPER STICKER

"Watch for Sudden Safety Stops"

OR

"Bug Hunter on Board"

 

[TheWiz]

I actually have the sticker (not attached to the bumper, though) that says:

LIFE IS A BEACH, THEN YOU DIVE

and saw a mousepad with the statement like:

I'm suffering from nitrogen narcosis, what's your excuse?

 

[kelpdiver]

but haven't ever put it on the bumper:

Remember When Sex was Safe and Diving was Dangerous?