NewbieDiver
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25 Signs Showing You Might be Canadian
>1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".
>2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped
>my poutine, on the chesterfield."
>3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.
>4. You drink Pop, not Soda.
>5. You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean
>6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for
>your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans.
>7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.
>8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
>9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
>10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical
>group.
>11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
>12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion &
>many
>more, are Canadians.
>13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!
>14. You know what a touque is.
>15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
>16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always
>pronounced "Zed" not "Zee"
>17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages,but requires 6
>pages for hockey.
>18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still
>winter, and road work.
>19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.
>20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
>21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan". (Sas-Kat-chew-wan)
>22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'.
>23. You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade.
>24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite
>than,"Huh?"
>25. You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all of your
>Canadian friends!!!! and then you send them to your American friends just
>to
>confuse them...further (hehe )
>1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".
>2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped
>my poutine, on the chesterfield."
>3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.
>4. You drink Pop, not Soda.
>5. You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean
>6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for
>your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans.
>7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.
>8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
>9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
>10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical
>group.
>11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
>12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion &
>many
>more, are Canadians.
>13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!
>14. You know what a touque is.
>15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
>16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always
>pronounced "Zed" not "Zee"
>17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages,but requires 6
>pages for hockey.
>18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still
>winter, and road work.
>19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.
>20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
>21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan". (Sas-Kat-chew-wan)
>22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'.
>23. You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade.
>24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite
>than,"Huh?"
>25. You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all of your
>Canadian friends!!!! and then you send them to your American friends just
>to
>confuse them...further (hehe )
