Dive Computer calculating post-dive time to sex

[Rogerthedodger]

Maybe Nitrox will help! Heh heh!

 

[WarrenZ]

Why not just join the Five Fathom Club... it's similar to the Mile High Club.

Not so easy in a drysuit.

 

[victorzamora]

Not so easy in a drysuit.

Brings a whole new meaning to a "condom catheter."

 

[WarrenZ]

You may be onto something

 

[Neilwood]

I think the pressure could be a bar to performance (or should that be 2 bar?)

 

[JohnnyC]

Wouldn't it be time someone came out with a dive computer which calculated the time one should wait after a dive until it's reasonably safe to have sex? I think so!

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It should be an animated infographic though.

 

[Carl T]

Not so easy in a drysuit.

You obviously haven't got a pee zip.

 

[Skulmoski]

I would recommend with a buddy rather than solo.

GJS