Awhile back, I posted my lightning experience here, but that thread dies a quiet, lonely death, so here it goes again...
We were doing our OW checkout dives. It was our second dive, and we were just about done. We were doing our CESAs. I had just come up, and my buddy was the last one still on the bottom, other than the DM. While we were down, it had started raining, which is irritating, despite the fact that you are bobbing around in a lake, and have just spent the last half hour or so on the bottom. I turned to talk to someone else in the group, when the lake got hit. My back was to the flash, but the 2 estimates that I heard were 50 feet away (from someone in the water) and what I estimated as 2-300yards away, from a person on the shore that gave me an idea where it had struck. I tend to lean towards the person on the shore, seeing as they would not have had the fear factor, etc., but back to the point... The instructor, DM and my buddy came up and we all swam as fast as we could for the shore. I think that they would probably have experienced it worse, as their heads were in the water and ours were not. For those country boys and girls out there, it was like touching the electric fence, only instead of the arm tingling, it was like a little full body jolt. It was definitely not something that I would want to experience again, but nevertheless it makes for good stories.
A couple of notes: instructor said that my buddy had a real blank stare when he tried to signal 'okay?'.
Not only is NetDoc funny, but he is also factual. Water does not conduct electricity, but the ions sure do, salts and stuff, electricity loves them.
Electricity is indeed lazy. Just think of it as sitting on the couch, trying to think of the easiest way to get to the fridge, get the refreshment, and the chips, and make it back before commercials are over, without much effort.
Air is not a conductor either, but with enough juice, everything becomes a conductor.
Lighting is a whole lot bigger process than just one zap from cloud to sky.