O2BBubbleFree
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I think I posted this before, so stop me if youve heard this one...
A few weeks into Air Force Basic Training we had a change in Training Instructors. The new TI conducted an open locker inspection before he got familiar with recruits names.
Airman Ware happened to be at the clinic, so wasnt present for the inspection.
The TI looks at the unoccupied space, then turns to the idiot assigned to the next bed.
Whose bed is this? he asks, pointing to Airman Wares spot.
Ware, sir. replies Idiot.
This bed. says TI.
Ware, sir.
This bed right here, whose bed is it?
Ware, sir.
THIS BED RIGHT HERE! DO YOU SEE THIS BED?
Yes, sir.
WHOSE BED IS TI?
Ware, sir.
"THIS BED RIGHT HERE!!!!"
This little routine went on for about 15 minutes before someone in the back of the room yelled out, Airman Ware. His name is Airman Ware.
I was there. ROFL is not an option when youre in Basic Training, standing at attention, inspection ready. I strained several muscles preventing it.
A few weeks into Air Force Basic Training we had a change in Training Instructors. The new TI conducted an open locker inspection before he got familiar with recruits names.
Airman Ware happened to be at the clinic, so wasnt present for the inspection.
The TI looks at the unoccupied space, then turns to the idiot assigned to the next bed.
Whose bed is this? he asks, pointing to Airman Wares spot.
Ware, sir. replies Idiot.
This bed. says TI.
Ware, sir.
This bed right here, whose bed is it?
Ware, sir.
THIS BED RIGHT HERE! DO YOU SEE THIS BED?
Yes, sir.
WHOSE BED IS TI?
Ware, sir.
"THIS BED RIGHT HERE!!!!"
This little routine went on for about 15 minutes before someone in the back of the room yelled out, Airman Ware. His name is Airman Ware.
I was there. ROFL is not an option when youre in Basic Training, standing at attention, inspection ready. I strained several muscles preventing it.