got most of these from another joke thread but just thought I would share some that I found funny.
BONUS QUESTION ON CHEMISTRY EXAM
> > >
> > > The following is supposedly an actual question given on a
> > > University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student
> > > was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via
> > > the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of
> > > enjoying it as well.
> > >
> > > Bonus Question:
> > >
> > > Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
> > > heat)?
> > >
> > > Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's
> > > Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or
> > > some variant.
> > >
> > > One student, however, wrote the following:
> > >
> > > First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.
> > > So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and
> > > the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume
> > > that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls
> > > are leaving.
> > >
> > > As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the
> > > different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these
> > > religions state if you are not a member of their religion, you will go
> > > to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since
> > > people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that
> > > all souls go to Hell.
> > >
> > > With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number
> > > of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate
> > > of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in
> > > order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the
> > > volume of
> > > Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
> > >
> > >
> > > This gives two possibilities:
> > >
> > > 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which
> > > souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressurein Hell will
> > > increase until all Hell breaks loose.
> > >
> > > 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of
> > > souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell
> > > freezes over.
> > >
> > > So which is it?
> > >
> > > If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my
> > > Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with
> > > you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last
> > > night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure Hell is
> > > exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory
> > > is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not
> > > accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only
> > > Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains
> > > why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
> > >
> > > THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A