these are just some I picked up from being on the board for some years:
I am now convinced all of the things below will cause instantaneous death, or slow agony followed by death if used, so beware!
-using carabiners or suicide clips
-Bungeed wings
-using reverse doubles
-using a secondary donate setup
-left lean, rich right
-diving below 90 feet on air
-anything related to poseidon regulators (I can't recount how many times gue and other dir-agency instructors have told me my cyklons are upstream and WILL kill me)
-diving without an isolator manifold
-rock boots
-using anything else than jet fins
-Toddy's sidemount system
-UTD's sidemount system with the manifold
-sidemounting heavy steel tanks
-sidemounting anything else than 80cuft aluminium or 12l light steels
-using rubber mask straps
-neoprene drysuits
-using full face masks
-having multiple wing dumps
-having multiple shoulder d-rings
-having a d-ring on your right hip
-using short 12liter steels or twin 7l tanks
-diving with a console (extra dangerous if it has compass AND depth gauge)
-Wearing your dive computer on the left side and the compass on the right.
-Using a gf lo above 40
-Using an RGBM based dive computer
-Suunto products except the compass (instant death assured)
-300 bar tanks
-Carbon tanks
-tank boots
-aluminium spools
-keeping spools and reel connected
-using ratchet reels
-using a conventional reel instead of a sidewinder reel in a cave
-allowing any slack on the line under any circumstance
-wearing a knife around your calf
-having a big knife
-using retractors for your lights or compass
-using a slate instead of wetnotes
-using a soft goodman handle
-not using a goodman handle on your main light (or even a pistol grip if you want to be extra bold).
-Mares regulators (these will cause instant death)
-single cell wing or jacket bladders
-Fenzy's
-Double hose regulators
-Non balanced regulators
-Disrespecting scubapro mk5 regulators (same goes for Atomic, beware, you are threading on sacred grounds)
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I've always thought of maybe trying to put together an ultimate 'triggering' scuba setup. Just to grind peoples gears.
That would be an interesting exercise to do
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