GrumpyOldGuy
Contributor
So my favorite thing with TSA now is the agents at my local airport taking my drivers license and boarding pass, looking at me and asking me what my name is.
Gee, if I had known there was going to be quiz I would have studied the night before.
Uh, last month they were asking us for birth dates to confirm a valid ID after letting the Nigerian dude though with other peoples boarding passes. Being a gent, I chimed in with a date about 20 years younger than actual for my wife, not one of my better moves.