Sorry for wasting your time.

[mislav]

Here's one from the Tiki Bar TV, episode 6:

"A pirate am I,
and a pirate I'll be!
Two plus two minus one
is three!"

Of course it's much more funny when you're familiar with the show.

 

[longimanus]

"This is the second biggest Monkey I've ever seen!" -- Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate.

 

[Ishie]

Pirates are crucial!! I'm surprised no one has yet mentioned the link between decreasing pirate numbers and global warming!!!

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

"Yo Ho Ho!!! Marrrrry Christmas, ya filthy swargs!" (pirate Santa Claus)

 

[Hammerhead]

You must be practicing for September 19th...
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

You're kidding me! That's my birthday...pirate-themed party for certain

Oh sorry, pirate speak required "Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you"

 

[Santa]

"This is the second biggest Monkey I've ever seen!" -- Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate.

Arrrh - but:

How to get a-head in navigation?

(sorry the rest of you - gotta play the game to know)

 

[ffestpirate]

AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!! Avast ye scurvy wench.....Prepare to be boarded!!

 

[Santa]

That's my birthday...pirate-themed party for certain
QUOTE]


Did one of those once. Even managed to get hold of one of them little "souvenir-type-cannons" that you load with powder and crumbled newspaper - I'm sure readers of this thread will be familiar with it.

This was in seminary highschool and the entire dorm was involved. THe fire and flame and noise was spectacular and the high point of the evening.

Took about three hours and most of our rum convince the janitor not to call the military police ...

 

[Santa]

A note on pronouncation:

(Remember I'm foreign and thus in need of affirmative action)

How is that words with an "ij" sound always get to sound real piraty when you make the I real short and stress the "j"

Aye = Aijj!

and maybe a following consonant such as in the word

Five = Fajjj-v!

Is it the remnants of some olde English dialect or is it just wonderful melodrama would you say (Saijj)?

 

[Bob3]

Here's a little reading info to set the mood:
http://www.piratesinfo.com/

 

[SeanQ]

Pirates are crucial!! I'm surprised no one has yet mentioned the link between decreasing pirate numbers and global warming!!!

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

"Yo Ho Ho!!! Marrrrry Christmas, ya filthy swargs!" (pirate Santa Claus)

Arr! Thar be a grog volcano off the port bow!