The Official SB Poll for today

Doc · Apr 1, 2014

What a great day to post a pole.

Happy April day, fool.

MrChen · Apr 1, 2014

I know the saying, but I still haven't done it. Ask my dive buddies, I'm like a little kid holding his pee pee after a dive. I'd hate to rent a wetsuit which someone has peed in

matts1w · Apr 1, 2014

Rental wetsuits are disgusting...like climbing inside some stranger's pee-sponge. Barf.

hroark2112 · Apr 1, 2014

When I'm all trim & horizontal I can not pee. Not happening. If I get into a standing position I can squeeze it out.

Sometimes.

Doc · Apr 1, 2014

This has really turned into a pissing contest :crafty:

iamrushman · Apr 1, 2014

got scabies once from a rented wet suit...never rented another wet suit.

TSandM · Apr 1, 2014

I got back on the boat in Mexico with 900 psi. I was ashamed.

MrChen · Apr 1, 2014

TSandM:
I got back on the boat in Mexico with 900 psi. I was ashamed.

And I bet you only surfaced because your dive buddy had less!

Darkforeboding · Apr 1, 2014

I introduced a former dive buddy by saying she was the most honest woman I had ever met. One dive I watched her get out of the ocean and go to the head.

DFB

Buoy_A · Apr 1, 2014

Darkforeboding:
I introduced a former dive buddy by saying she was the most honest woman I had ever met. One dive I watched her get out of the ocean and go to the head.

DFB

LOL. That reminds me of a quote from Bobby Knight, talking about the high moral character of someone, describing him as the type of person who "gets out of the shower to go pee". That is a special person....

I put sharks. Pretty much the only thing that scares me. That and getting pushed by waves into submerged rocks and getting trapped inside a crevice. That would suck, but w. So Cal's coastline not inconceivable.

The Official SB Poll for today

SCUBA Diving: What scares you the most?

Sharkses? Big ones. You know the kind.

Rapture of the Deep?

Rupture of the groin?

Buying discounted gear that was "so last year"?

Not being able to pee underwater?

Rental wetsuits that someone prolly peed in?

One color mismatch piece of gear like Yellow split fins vs Tactical DIR Black?

Bootie Juice?

Forgetting to to NOT capitalize the word nitrox?

Forgetting to sew on any new Specialty Patch before mixer night at the local dive club soiree?

Running out of air? (Having less than 800 psi as you reboard)

Your SO fired from their third job as MallWart Greeter-slashing your required dive expenditures?

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