Canada wins the Olympics!!!

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Sounds like somebody is grumpy.
 
Nope, not at all, did not post anything in the "Canada won hockey" thread.
 
This is an ancient story.....but for those of you who might have missed it.


And then God Created Canada:



And on the sixth day God turned to Archangel Gabriel and said: "Today I shall create a land called Canada! It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."

God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil, natural gas, precious metals and minerals so as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly, kind, and warmhearted people on the earth."

They will welcome the disenfranchised, the wretched, the poor, and offer them excellent education, health care, and fair treatment.

They shall fight for freedom throughout the world, and they will be welcomed.

"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?"

"Not really," replied God, "just wait until you see the neighbours I am going to give them."


Chug
Is happy for all his Canadian friends....except for the nationalistic frogs...those people are rude.
 
Congrats Canucks. Enjoy your moment in the sun. I thought you put on an excellent olympics.
 
Yeah, lets see, this whole Olympic games where about Canada having "home field" advantage. They built insanely difficult courses for many of the sports, and at least twice had to make course changes because of safety. Then they limited the use of the facilities to outside athletes. If we can't beat them, lets try to kill them. Oh wait, they did kill one :( All that for only 3 sliding sports medals.

The US hockey was the best team in the tournament. We just beat Canada on the wrong night. Both teams where 5-1, it could have gone either way. And for Hockey to be such a Canadian sport there are only 6 out of 30 NHL teams in Canada.

So congrats to Canada, enjoy the hockey gold, we will take our 37 medals home, the real winners of the Olympics.

Would you like some crackers with that whine?
 
Yeah, lets see, this whole Olympic games where about Canada having "home field" advantage. They built insanely difficult courses for many of the sports, and at least twice had to make course changes because of safety. Then they limited the use of the facilities to outside athletes. If we can't beat them, lets try to kill them. Oh wait, they did kill one :( All that for only 3 sliding sports medals.

The US hockey was the best team in the tournament. We just beat Canada on the wrong night. Both teams where 5-1, it could have gone either way. And for Hockey to be such a Canadian sport there are only 6 out of 30 NHL teams in Canada.

So congrats to Canada, enjoy the hockey gold, we will take our 37 medals home, the real winners of the Olympics.



yeah.... they built that Ice Rink so it was more difficult for the other teams.


:shakehead:
 
yeah.... they built that Ice Rink so it was more difficult for the other teams.


:shakehead:


Well we did use the extra slippery ice but shhhhh
 

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