I disagree - one of my dive buddies has a Zoop and it is way too conservative in my opinion. Especially on multi day, multo dives per day trips, it's sending him up and even indicating deco at times way before my Shearwater ever would . I stay down longer and have had no issues (and no deco obligations) so I, personally, would not want a computer with the Suunto algorithm limiting my dives needlessly.
To me, audible alarms are a little annoying, especially since no one ever seems to know whose computer is pinging - many times, I've seen multiple folks looking around bewildered when alarms start sounding. However, to my point, if you want that function then it will drive the computer you choose (excludes Shearwaters, for example). The vibration alarms on the Ratio computers seems a better idea as the user will know when it is their computer alarming.
With respect to lockout, I also would not want an overly conservative computer locking me out if I did not follow it exactly - I don't plan on not following it, but I want to decide my risk tolerance myself.
I have a computer where you -- very annoyingly -- can't turn off the ascent rate alarm. So I have to flail around less to keep it quiet. I consider that a good thing.
The computer's job is to get you up not bent. It locks you out when, by its own calculations, you're bent into a hundred nazi crosses -- obviously, at this point it can't do its job anymore and it's game over, better luck next time. What this means to you as a diver is
- either the computer is right, you are bent into a pretzel, and you shouldn't be diving,
- or you "bent the computer" by grossly misusing it. Stuff happens, but if this is a recurring problem, you're not capable of operating your life support equipment properly. Should you be diving?