Things that sound dirty in Diving, but aren't

[parzdiver]

Spare Air

Isn't that the opposite, things that don't sound dirty in Scuba Diving but ARE? :rofl4:

 

[jupitermermaid]

Can you pull my string out? It's stuck inside.

I stuck my entire arm inside the hole and still couldn't reach it. (talking about a lobster)

Can you help me get this thing off?

 

[mstrdvr]

Be sure to blow out first , you dont know what might be in there

 

[guau]

How about the old saying
"Divers do itdeeper"

 

[triciamint]

Hi,

Whilst trying to fit a new mouthpiece for my reg my buddy asked me,

"Does it fit in your mouth ok?"

my reply, " $%^&& ((**& " translation, "no, its too big!!"

Then we realised what we,d said...

 

[2degrees]

One thing that always get people when they first hear about "peeing in the wet suit". That is as bad as it sounds. I have never done it though (maybe once). I just guess that is part of my warm up exercise.

 

[Tinytechie]

I like it when we go deep,
the deeper the better,
The deeper you go, the better it feels

When we dive the wreck here, our breifing slate says "No penetration without permission"

Full Penetration.... deep Penetration (my favorite haha)

Let me teach you how to blow off your sausage....

I was teaching an intro dive and passed the girl her regulator saying "this is your new best friend" and she replied "no, it's my boyfriend" so I said "Okay then, suck on it"


Feels like doing a strip tease every time i demo removing the Scuba Unit underwater, slow, exaggerated scuba strip tease


Thats all i've got off the top of my head

 

[TyGuy]

rubber dont slip

lets go deeper

and what we have on my school's dive clubs tshirt:
going down since 2005

 

[jupitermermaid]

My diaphram is floppy. Can you get your finger inside to flatten it out? (When having a problem inhaling water through my reg)

 

[Hallmac]

Blowing Bubbles!