A superconductor walks into a bar...

[jennyferraynor]

The bartender said, "we don't serve your kind here."
The superconductor left without resistance.

 

[eponym]

And then there's the mushroom . . .
"We don't serve your kind here."
"Why not? I'm a fun guy"

 

[Rollin Bonz]

And the string...
Walks outside, twists himself up and ruffles his hair.
Walks back in and the bartender says "aren't you the string I just tossed outta here?"
String says "no, I'm afraid not"

 

[NothingClever]

Although the Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song, the Chick Peas can hum us a tune.

 

[eponym]

What do pirates pay for corn?

 

[eponym]

Buck an ear.

 

[Rollin Bonz]

My wife's favorite...

Two muffins are in the oven. One turns to the other and says "Sure is hot in here". The other muffin exclaims "HOLY $#!+! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

 

[ibj40]

Judge looks at Mickey and says “I’m sorry Mr. Mouse but insanity isn’t grounds for a divorce.”

Mickey looks back at the Judge and responds “Your Honor, I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she was f**king Goofy!”

 

[MaxBottomtime]

A skeleton walks into a bar, and orders a beer and a mop.

 

[MaxBottomtime]