Cheesey Pick-up Lines

[Tamas]

gee, i wonder why :54:

actually it did work for my buddy, it turns out the girl had a shoe fetish.....so that is why I tried it.

 

[gerardnealon]

OK first you must goto a tattoo parlor and get "YOUR NAME" printed on your butt. Then you go up to a girl and say, "I bet you a date that I have "YOUR NAME" tattooed on my butt"

 

[gerardnealon]

ok one more, goto a girl and look at the tag on her shirt and say, "I am sorry I just wanted to see if you were made in heaven".... lame but cute.

 

[Kamala]

Do you like apples? Uhhh, yes.
So do I, let's ****.

Never tried it in earnest. The conversation about cheesy pick-up lines and how lame they are has worked several times though.

Here's some more gems....

Is your Dad a Baker? Cause you have got some great buns.

That's a beautiful blouse/dress/etc. I'd bet it would look great crumpled up on the floor next to my bed.

Do you have any Italian/Jewish/Mexican/whatever in you? No? Do you want some?

 

[Lil' Irish Temper]

Did you wash those pants in windex, because I can see myself in those.

No I never said that and would never try, because I have a feeling I would get killed.

 

[SueMermaid]

Oh, baruh-ruth-errrr.

I had one guy use one of those on me once, I completely forget exactly what he said, but it had something to do with my pants.

I looked at him and lauged and laughed and laughed. No wonder he thinks women are all b-words.

The only pickup line that would work on me was "Hi, I'm [name].".

 

[doole]

I was at a sales management seminar where they were talking about the 'thermometer' technique: "On a scale of one to ten where one is I hate it and ten is I'll take it, where do you stand?" Then, "Okay, what do I have to do to get those extra x points?"

One of the boys decided to try this in the bar we were in that night. He approached an attractive woman and eventually said to her, "On a scale of one to ten where one is go away and ten is let's go to your room, how am I doing?"

She said, "9.9". He gave us a thumbs-up sign.

He said, "Ok, what's involved in getting that last .1?"

She said, "Four hundred and fifty dollars."

 

[ozarkjim]

I was at a sales management seminar where they were talking about the 'thermometer' technique: "On a scale of one to ten where one is I hate it and ten is I'll take it, where do you stand?" Then, "Okay, what do I have to do to get those extra x points?"

One of the boys decided to try this in the bar we were in that night. He approached an attractive woman and eventually said to her, "On a scale of one to ten where one is go away and ten is let's go to your room, how am I doing?"

She said, "9.9". He gave us a thumbs-up sign.

He said, "Ok, what's involved in getting that last .1?"

She said, "Four hundred and fifty dollars."

I don't care who you are, that right there is funny now.

 

[jonnythan]

The only pickup line that would work on me was "Hi, I'm [name].".

This is reassuring.. I don't have to go add any pickup lines to my repetoire now. I was concerned that I was missing out

 

[baltimoron]

*You take an ice cube and you chuck it at the girl of choice*
"Hey baby, I'm just trying to break the ice…"

"You must be a track star, beacuse you've been running through my mind."

"I crapped my pants, can I get in yours?"

"That shirt you are wearing would look good on my carpet…"