Childrens books that never made it

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Children's Books That Never Made It.

1. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

2. Dad's New Wife Bruce

3. You Are Different and That's Bad

4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share

5. Hammers, Screwdrivers, and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

6. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking

7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

8. Curious George and the Rotweilers

9. All Cats Go To Hell

10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

11. Some Kittens Can Fly

12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption

13. Grandpa Gets a Casket

14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

17. Strangers Have the Best Candy

18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

19. You Were An Accident

20. Things Rich Kids Have That You Never Will

21. Pop! Goes the Hamster... And Other Great Microwave Games

23. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet be Friends?

24. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

 

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Don't foget these classics.

The Berenstain Bears, Why is mommy Moaning?

C is for Condoms by The Cookie Monster

Horton Hires A Ho! By Dr. Seuss

Daddy Drinks Because you Cry, Explaining Alcoholism to Children. By B.S. Critchlow

Daddy Ran Off With A *****, Mommy Dosen't Love You Anymore. By Dr. Seuss

Run Away From Home, Your Parents will Thank You. By Sesame Street Todler Books

The Berenstain Bears, Learn To Pimp.

Paddington Gets Tanked, By Michal Bond

 

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You really are adopted and that is no excuse for being a loser. KnoMum A. Round.
He's not your really daddy so it is ok that he touches you. Chester ZMole Ester.