But the bird on a wire is a little off. Being a barehand certified lineman (not PADI ) that is a very important law of electricity to me. Electricity has to have a path to go anywhere. When a bird lands on a wire he becomes energized at the voltage of the wire. As long as he touches the wire only he is fine.
You missed the point....
The reason the bird does not get electrocuted is that the potential between his two feet is almost exactly zero (that is, the wire has near-zero resistance, therefore the EMF between the two points is nearly zero, and no current flows through the bird's legs)
If the "wire" had considerable resistance over a short distance for some reason, then the bird would become the conductor - and ZAAAAAP!
You in the bucket truck typically only touch the wire at one point. But if you touched it at two points, then the same thing would apply - as long as the bare wire has near-zero resistance (nothing has an actual zero resistance - superconductors get exceedingly close, but "zero" ohms is essentially unobtainable) you're just fine.
Let's assume that between the two points there is 0.0001 ohm of resistance. Let's further assume the line carries 20,000 volts @ 5,000 amps, or 100 kw.
Across that 0.0001 ohm of resistance, at that current draw, there is one half volt of EMF. This is well under that necessary to breach your skin's resistance, and nothing bad happens. (E = IR) Even if you artificially lowered your skin's resistance (say, by soaking you hands in salt water) you'd probably be ok, because your resistance would be so high relative to that of the wire that the share of the current passing through your fingers would be unlikely to do anything other than give you a slight tingle.
But let's say there is 1 ohm between the points where your two hands touched the wire. Now there is 5,000 volts across those two points, and you're fried hamburger! (E = IR again) Assuming the resistance of your body is 4.999 kohms; there is 5,000 amps of current flowing, the total resistance is 5 kohms, and while the wire gets most of the current you get 1 amp of it - the amount necessary to stop your heart is well under that.
The point I was attempting to make is that its the EMF
differential between any two points in your body that have the field impressed upon them that matters. If the differential exceeds that required to breach your body's internal resistance, AND if your internal resistance is low enough for a significant part of the current to flow through you (rather than through the other medium), you're toast.
The reason salt water is less dangerous is because its LOWER resistance means that the field dissipates more quickly, and thus remains dangerous for a much smaller radius from the point where the energy enters the water.