CT-Rich
Contributor
Just caught a major turkey channel flipping on My parents cable channel. Dual Survival is a poor man's survival guide. Two idiots lost in a hostile environment, one military trained, one a student of native survival strategies... Both idiots.
This is the only episode I saw but it was pretty bad. I stayed on it because they were supposed to be lost cave divers. No diving. They started off in a Belize cave with some SCUBA gear. Looked like crap rental gear the local shop was going to chuck, but sold to these knuckle heads for an inflated price.
They were pretending to be lost cave divers that had surfaced OOA deep in a cave. they went over this one set of gear to see what to take along. they kept the BCD, gauges off the reg, the two head mounted lamps and one flashlight and used the exposure suit as a knap-sack.
They get out of the cave and they are taking apart the magnets on the mask defogger (who owns one of those things and why are they in a cave?) to make a compass.
My daughters couldn't understand why these guys didn't have a compass or line and only 3 lights between the two of them... I pointed out that if they had everything a proper cave diver would carry it wouln't be much of a show...
The bes part was one of the guys was getting ripped to shredds on the plants because he had shorts and no shoes.... but he was wearing an exposure suit for a knap-sack. Pretty annoying pair.
This is the only episode I saw but it was pretty bad. I stayed on it because they were supposed to be lost cave divers. No diving. They started off in a Belize cave with some SCUBA gear. Looked like crap rental gear the local shop was going to chuck, but sold to these knuckle heads for an inflated price.
They were pretending to be lost cave divers that had surfaced OOA deep in a cave. they went over this one set of gear to see what to take along. they kept the BCD, gauges off the reg, the two head mounted lamps and one flashlight and used the exposure suit as a knap-sack.
They get out of the cave and they are taking apart the magnets on the mask defogger (who owns one of those things and why are they in a cave?) to make a compass.
My daughters couldn't understand why these guys didn't have a compass or line and only 3 lights between the two of them... I pointed out that if they had everything a proper cave diver would carry it wouln't be much of a show...
The bes part was one of the guys was getting ripped to shredds on the plants because he had shorts and no shoes.... but he was wearing an exposure suit for a knap-sack. Pretty annoying pair.