Funny/odd/interesting sayings

[Teamcasa]

Not the brighest bulb.
Not the sharpest tool in the drawer.
Dumber than a sack-o-hammers.
Don't go into the light!
He's a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
He's been in the sun too long.


Dave

 

[Teamcasa]

He is busier that a one armed man in a paper hanging contest – with crabs!

Slicker than snot on a door knob.


Dave

 

[Teamcasa]

Baby's - They are like seagulls, all they do is eat, squak and poop.

Dave

Pheew - that's enough for now.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Crazier than a chithouse rat!

 

[ohmdiver]

Busier than a Texas hooker on cowboy pay day.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

To a fella' giving a mighty chunder off the back of the dive boat: "If you see a little brown ring in the water, it means you've thrown up your _ _ _hole."


(Yeah... It wasn't appreciated, but the rest of the crew thought it was falling-down funny)

I brought him some ginger ale later, by way of saying, "I'm sorry."

 

[Parrothead_Diver]

On old family favorite when someone does something stupid:

No Brain.... No Headache...

 

[Teamcasa]

Built like a brick chithouse.

Dave

 

[Cacia]

a few fries short of a happy-meal

 

[Teamcasa]

To confuse people I'll sometimes say, "Its bigger at the little than bottom at the top."
Say it fast and seriously.

Dave