Buoyant1
Contributor
(well at least I thought so)
A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week
so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only
one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to
understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he
started shouting in the middle of the show "Look, it's not the same hat!"
or "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or "Hey, why are all
the cards the ace of spades?" The magician was furious but couldn't do
anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot. Then one stormy night
on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were
onboard. The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in
the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot.
They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word. This went
on for a day... and then 2 days...and then 3 days.
Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and
said......
"OK, I give up. Where's the f###ing ship?"
A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week
so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only
one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to
understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he
started shouting in the middle of the show "Look, it's not the same hat!"
or "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or "Hey, why are all
the cards the ace of spades?" The magician was furious but couldn't do
anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot. Then one stormy night
on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were
onboard. The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in
the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot.
They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word. This went
on for a day... and then 2 days...and then 3 days.
Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and
said......
"OK, I give up. Where's the f###ing ship?"
