CathyI8205
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Moses, Noah, Jesus Christ and an old guy were playing golf. Noah steps up to the tee and hits a perfect 350-yard drive right near the green. Moses says he can top that and drives one 415 yards on the green! Christ says, "You ain't seen nothin' yet." He steps up to the tee and slams the ball just inches from the hole! All three turn to the old man, waiting to see what he will do. The old guy politely clears his throat and walks up to take his turn. He slices the ball right into the brush, where it hits a tree, bounces back onto the fairway where it rolls to a stop 15 feet in front of him. Suddenly, a squirrel runs by and grabs the old man's golf ball! It scampers away into a tree. Just then, a hawk swoops down, snags the squirrel, golf ball still in hand, and flies across the golf course! The squirrel tries to free itself from the hawk's grip and drops the golf ball right onto the green where it slowly rolls right into the hole! A hole in one! Jesus Christ turns to the old man and says, "Dad, you're such a show-off."
