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Where's Moonie??
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Where's Moonie??
Moonie Kidnapped!
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SFLDiver
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Dearest captors,
Um, hate to tell you this, but don't shoot Loonie.
You'll just make him plain, all-out, bar-brawlin', crazy kinda mean and angry.
It's not like he hasn't got his full dose of Bondo reconstruction in rehab.
Check those scars on his bum ...... ha ha, made you look!
From lookin at the photos, gotta be chick captors.
What kinda guy owns a wuss handgun like that POS in the photo?
Has he gotten into your Barbie collections by now?
He can sniff out silicone like an Okie State cheerleader on Mentos and RC Cola.
He'll charge up the Malibu Barbie Corvette and ... well, watch yer ankles.
At this point I am willing to make the ultimate sacrifice
and offer my Top Secret Mango Brownie recipe up to the HIGHEST Donor
that donates to the Kimber Fund by July 31st.
Ask any of the Keys Invasion attendees and they will attest to the truly scrumptious and addictive little treats.
Um, hate to tell you this, but don't shoot Loonie.
You'll just make him plain, all-out, bar-brawlin', crazy kinda mean and angry.
It's not like he hasn't got his full dose of Bondo reconstruction in rehab.
Check those scars on his bum ...... ha ha, made you look!
From lookin at the photos, gotta be chick captors.
What kinda guy owns a wuss handgun like that POS in the photo?
Has he gotten into your Barbie collections by now?
He can sniff out silicone like an Okie State cheerleader on Mentos and RC Cola.
He'll charge up the Malibu Barbie Corvette and ... well, watch yer ankles.
At this point I am willing to make the ultimate sacrifice
and offer my Top Secret Mango Brownie recipe up to the HIGHEST Donor
that donates to the Kimber Fund by July 31st.
Ask any of the Keys Invasion attendees and they will attest to the truly scrumptious and addictive little treats.
You brought brownies?
I'm adding 50$ to free Moonie/Loonie. This is 25$ each that Almighty and riquerin wanted to add to their biddings just to make me writing a post in the MOF thread. Blackmailers!!!!
Mania
Mania
Missdirected
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mania:I'm adding 50$ to free Moonie/Loonie. This is 25$ each that Almighty and riquerin wanted to add to their biddings just to make me writing a post in the MOF thread. Blackmailers!!!!
Mania
:shout: EL Orans
On one hand: the perpetrators have been identified, SWAG-team standing by (Special Weapons And Gnomes)...
On the other hand: their safety is paramount...
Dilemma...
On the other hand: their safety is paramount...
Dilemma...
Wayward Son
Contributor
We have the technolgy, we can rebuild them:
wstein
Contributor
any new word from the gnome nappers???? I have a team of gnome spec ops troops standing by in Miami waiting to go in and rescue the lil fella's if they are still in S. Florida
SFLDiver
Contributor
Scuba_Jenny:
You were snoozing?
You didn't hear me yelling out ALBATROSS ... Imean ... MANGO BROWNIES!
They were a hit. Only the 2nd batch made on the face of the earth.
First batch created came to your casa last year.
They B damn tasty.
Subnote: I'm kinda doubtful the notorious and fearless (and beerless) MLF
will have the cojones to post any -Real- photos of Loonie in his true form.
This -is- a family forum after all, and certain rules of decorum, good taste,
sanity, blah-blah-blah-blah-blah ...
Oh Who are we Kidding!
Put a webcam on the little bugger and charge admission for viewing!
You should see his act with a plastic shark and ping pong balls!
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