Naked Surprise
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fire_diver
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Because that's exactly what guys want to see YOU do. So there are always the dumber ones who can't comprehend the differences (psychologically) between the sexes. Then there are the guys that trully go for the 1%. They will take 99 slaps to find one that goes for it.
Wow....that's really pathetic! Sounds like those guys are pretty hard up, and definitely not looking for a long term relationship. I'm sure glad I'm not young anymore and going through the dating scene with wanna-be studs. Guess I'm just an old-fashioned girl that likes to be wooed first. The naked surprise can be fun after the relationship is firmly established. Heck, I might even pull it if I got the guy drunk enough....
KY_BOB
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oceanbound
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yes I'm wondering about the coincidence myself in the thread and the show
Coincidence it is. Dunno about the show, but from the reviews I've just read, I'm sorry I missed it.
fire_diver
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I used to be a security guard at a mall that had a hotel attached to it. I was working 3p-midnight one day and had noticed a male customer staring at me as I was walking my rounds. Near the end of my shift I made a trip through the lobby of the hotel, he was sitting there and he spoke to me so I stopped to talk for a moment since I hate to be rude. He asks me to sit with him and he's telling me he's in town on business yada yada yada. After a couple minutes he asks if I would answer an unusual question--sure why not. He produces his privates and asks if he's normal size. (Never ask me a question unless you want an honest answer ) I manage to pretend this was the most normal thing in the world and answered his question. We continued to talk and he starts stroking himself. I'm having no luck finding a way to get away from this weirdo...my best friend is a cop in that town and on duty--I'm really wanting to make a phone call but can't come up with a polite way to to get away from this guy. I'm trying to remain professional since I'm on duty but have ZERO authority to do anything. The guy tells me he wants me to make sure nobody messes with his car, I tell him I'm leaving in a few minutes. He puts himself away and says he wants to show me where his car is. We walk toward the end of the hall and he points through the door, I say "OK, I'll watch it but I have to go now." We turn back toward the lobby and he unlocks a room halfway down the hall and tries to pull me in. I tell him to let me go and he says "You know you want to see me naked." I said, "I already have." and twist free of his grip then walk away. Luckily he doesn't follow. It was time for me to clock out and go home so I don't bother telling my cop friend until the next day. He said "You should have CALLED me, I'd have busted that weenie wagger!"
) I manage to pretend this was the most normal thing in the world and answered his question. We continued to talk and he starts stroking himself. I'm having no luck finding a way to get away from this weirdo...my best friend is a cop in that town and on duty--I'm really wanting to make a phone call but can't come up with a polite way to to get away from this guy. I'm trying to remain professional since I'm on duty but have ZERO authority to do anything. The guy tells me he wants me to make sure nobody messes with his car, I tell him I'm leaving in a few minutes. He puts himself away and says he wants to show me where his car is. We walk toward the end of the hall and he points through the door, I say "OK, I'll watch it but I have to go now." We turn back toward the lobby and he unlocks a room halfway down the hall and tries to pull me in. I tell him to let me go and he says "You know you want to see me naked." I said, "I already have." and twist free of his grip then walk away. Luckily he doesn't follow. It was time for me to clock out and go home so I don't bother telling my cop friend until the next day. He said "You should have CALLED me, I'd have busted that weenie wagger!"Similar threads
