Reefwrecker
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Two young guys were at a party in the woods, drunk off their keisters.
Suddenly there was a bad downpour of thunder and rain.
The two ran for about 10 minutes in the pouring rain, finally reaching their car just as the rain let up. They jumped in the car, started it up and headed down the road, laughing and, of course, still drinking one beer after the other.
All of a sudden an old man's face appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly on the window!
The passenger screamed in horror, "Eeeeekkk! Look at my window!!! There's an old guy's face there!"
(Was this a ghost??? He wondered.)
The old man kept knocking, so the driver said, "Well open the window a little and ask him what he wants!"
So the passenger rolled his window down part way and scared out of his wits yells, "What do you want???"
The old man softly replied, "Ya have any tobacco?"
The passenger, terrified, looked at the driver and said, "He wants tobacco!"
"Well, offer him a cigarette! HURRY!!" the driver replies.
So the passenger fumbles around with the pack and hands the old man a cigarette.
Rolling up the window in terror he yells, "Step on it!!!".
The driver floors it, they calm down and start laughing again.
The passenger says, "What did you think of that back there??"
The driver trying not to act upset says, "I don't know how could that be,
I must've been doing around 80! Weird, huh?"
All of a sudden, AGAIN there is a knock on the window and the old man is there looking in.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! There he is again!!!!!!", the passenger screams.
"Well, see what he wants now!!!" yells back the driver.
The passenger rolls down the window a little ways and shakily says "Yes?"
"Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asks.
The passenger throws a lighter out the window at him, rolls up the window and again yells, "STEP ON IT!"
They are now going about 100 miles an hour, trying to forget what they had just seen and heard.
Suddenly, again there is more knocking! " Oh my GOD he's BACK!!!!"
Terrified, the passenger rolls down the window and screams out, "WHAT DO YOU WANT????!!!"
The old man gently replies, "You want some help getting out of the mud?"
Suddenly there was a bad downpour of thunder and rain.
The two ran for about 10 minutes in the pouring rain, finally reaching their car just as the rain let up. They jumped in the car, started it up and headed down the road, laughing and, of course, still drinking one beer after the other.
All of a sudden an old man's face appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly on the window!
The passenger screamed in horror, "Eeeeekkk! Look at my window!!! There's an old guy's face there!"
(Was this a ghost??? He wondered.)
The old man kept knocking, so the driver said, "Well open the window a little and ask him what he wants!"
So the passenger rolled his window down part way and scared out of his wits yells, "What do you want???"
The old man softly replied, "Ya have any tobacco?"
The passenger, terrified, looked at the driver and said, "He wants tobacco!"
"Well, offer him a cigarette! HURRY!!" the driver replies.
So the passenger fumbles around with the pack and hands the old man a cigarette.
Rolling up the window in terror he yells, "Step on it!!!".
The driver floors it, they calm down and start laughing again.
The passenger says, "What did you think of that back there??"
The driver trying not to act upset says, "I don't know how could that be,
I must've been doing around 80! Weird, huh?"
All of a sudden, AGAIN there is a knock on the window and the old man is there looking in.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! There he is again!!!!!!", the passenger screams.
"Well, see what he wants now!!!" yells back the driver.
The passenger rolls down the window a little ways and shakily says "Yes?"
"Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asks.
The passenger throws a lighter out the window at him, rolls up the window and again yells, "STEP ON IT!"
They are now going about 100 miles an hour, trying to forget what they had just seen and heard.
Suddenly, again there is more knocking! " Oh my GOD he's BACK!!!!"
Terrified, the passenger rolls down the window and screams out, "WHAT DO YOU WANT????!!!"
The old man gently replies, "You want some help getting out of the mud?"
