SeaJay
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DivemasterSteve:LOL, if one was to bump me and he could "smell", he might think i was dead because i would crap all over myself.
steve
Heh.
You know, there's a theory that that works. Dunno if there's any truth to it, but that's the theory.
There's really no need to be afraid of these things; it's a matter of handling yourself properly in the water. The fear, whether irrational or not, is real - most people feel the way you do.
Check my site in the FAQ's, like I mentioned above.
There's also this group of pictures: http://pub18.ezboard.com/fsharks77551sharkattacks.showMessageRange?topicID=313.topic&start=1&stop=20 Notice that everyone else's reaction is the same as yours. It comes from many years of seeing movies. The reality is that the shark's got much more to be afraid of than you do.
BTW, I'm not condoning swimming with GW's or "letting your guard down." Being in the ocean with a shark - or any fish capable of inflicting damage - is like being in the yard with your neighbor's pit bull. Actually, it's worse... A dog generally is accustomed to humans, and sharks simply aren't, so they're less predictable.
Swimming with sharks is like being in the woods with wolves or being in the desert with coyotes. Well... Sorta. Wolves and coyotes are predators. Sharks are scavengers, although they're frequently referred to as predators.
Anyway, my point is that the risk isn't as high as it seems, and like scuba diving or climbing communications towers (I just got off one), proper risk management goes a long way and can save your skin.
Oh, and in reference to "if he could smell"... You bet he can. Sharks are amazingly sensitive to all types of bodily fluids... Blood, urine, fecal matter. You'd blow his mind! It'd also be a very new smell to him... Your bodily fluids/matter does not smell like anything he's ever smelled before.
For a really good overview on shark behavior, pick up "The Shark Lady," a book on shark research done over decades by a female doctor... Can't remember her name...
H2Andy:would this hypothetical creature be male or female?
and also, would it be offering me a beer?
too many variables here...
Heh.
Well, that's just it... Your attraction to beer is probably about like his attraction to flesh. Dead and dying flesh, to be more specific. That's why they bump... To see if you're dead or dying. If you come out swinging (it works) then they move on to the easier food.
So yes... It's like there's an alien that comes out of the sky, emitting light from all over his body. He doesn't walk... He kinda shuffles and floats, making funny gurgling sounds. If you could get past your fear, then you might approach out of curiosity... And as you reach him you realize that he smells a little like beer. Not really any sort of beer you've ever had before, but similar. He smells quite a bit.
Do you bite?
What's his proper reaction? Well, if he pulled out a sharp implement and began to shuffle really fast towards you, what would you do?
Same goes with the sharks.
The bottom line is that a frenzied shark will bite anything if he's already feeding and has committed to eating. So... Don't be in the water with feeding sharks. Don't hang out on the surface like you're dead or injured, and if you're bumped, chase that sucker and put a knife in his gills. It doesn't matter how big he is (would it matter to you if it was a small alien or large one?) He won't be back. You wouldn't believe how picky these eaters are.
mattiedread:Hey, SeaJay... it has been a while since I visited the board... how is (did?) your quest for Guiness going (went?)
Hey, Matt. Good to see you!
Progress on the attempt is going well, although I thought I'd be a whole lot further along than this by now. I've done some training and some coordination, but haven't entered the Phases yet. It looks like the attempts are going to be in Florida, and possibly one this summer. There is renewed interest in the attempt from a couple of facilities, including Weeki Wachee Springs. I'll let y'all know what happens.
Where in LI are you?
I'm in South Carolina. I spent a lot of time in NJ when I was a kid, but have never dived Yankee territory.
I grew up in Westhampton Beach, and although I have done very little diving off Long Island I have fished extensively off there and my wife has several professional fisherman (commercial and sport) in her family.
Very cool. That's like my family.
My one brother in law who ran a 50 ft. charter boat out of Montauk for years gave it up a few years back because the large peligic population has dwindled so dramaticaly.
No kidding... You're near the 'Doria.
I wanna get up there and dive that wreck sometime in the next couple of years. Perhaps we can hook up...