Pinniped Porn. Patrick Smith molested by a Harbor seal

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I think we should put up a poll. What music would you choose for this video? Options:

1. Barry White - "Can't Get Enough of your Love Babe"
2. Donna Summers - "Ooooh Love to Love you Baby"
3. Generic 70's porn music
4. "Chicka Pow Chicka Pow Pow"
5. Live Crew - "Me So Horny"

What about Marvin Gaye's "Sexual Healing?" LOL! What an affectionate beastie!
 
What about Marvin Gaye's "Sexual Healing?" LOL! What an affectionate beastie!

Well, now that you mention Marvin Gaye...howzabout Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get it On"? Now THAT'S a sexy song, and would fit this video perfectly! :eyebrow:

And yet another thought: since we're dealing with inter-species love here, how about Luther Ingram's "If Loving You is Wrong, I Don't Wanna Be Right"?
 
A couple of years ago (March 07), almost the same exact thing happend to a buddy and I when we were diving the OML 120 Reef. Back then, the kelp was only in the cove area about 20 feet or so. It was a calm day so we decided to go shallow when all of a sudden a Harbor Seal was directly in front of us. We hung out for a while and it kept dive bombing us and rubbing up against us. As we started to make our way back to the Cobble Beach it followed us the whole way. It grabbed my buddies leg a few times and enjoyed swimming between us.

When we surfaced at the point it still kept coming at us. As we started to get closer to the beach, it stopped molesting us and went back to the safety of the kelp. This was one of the wackiest dive experiences I have aver had. Cool but a little scary at the same time........

This is when we first saw it
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This is when it kept coming at me when we were at the surface near the point
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I guess this is it waving good by
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So here's a few answers to some of the questions that have come up in this thread. I was working the yearly shipwreck monitoring and assessment survey that NOAA and the National Park Service carry out. This trip we had several members of the Park Services Submerged Resource Center aboard who needed some still images of kelp beds and sea lions for a couple of projects they're wotking on with the Discovery and History channels and National Geographic. So in the middle of doing UW archaeology, we stopped at Gull Island, backside of Santa Cruz Island for the needed kelp/sea lion picts. I was buddied with Ian Williams a Park Service Enforcement Ranger who was interested in trying his hand at UW video while I was going to be shooting stills. Almost as soon as we reached the edge of the kelp I was approached by my friend. She was also interested in the sound Ian's video camera was making and as you can see she would come over and lay her head on the housing trying to figure out what that sound was, but her real interest was moi! What is in the You Tube video is about half of the actual footage Ian shot, but it cut together well as it is.

I'm told that seals don't have the tactile sense in their flippers as humans do in their hands, so they "feel" with their mouths like dogs. If you watch carefully, she is "nibbling" me all over (woo hoo!) but there were no bites, just "feels." As for the final scene, she had very genlty nibbled my cheek and then was mouthing the nose-piece on my mask when I cracked-up and laughed. The exhalation spooked her and she took off. Actually I was cracking up the whole time. I'm pushing something like 6,000 dives and this was the most fun I've had UW with my suit on...
 
What a great video. I looked up the gestation time for harbor seals and the pup should be born in 9-11 months.:rofl3::rofl3:
 
As for the final scene, she had very genlty nibbled my cheek and then was mouthing the nose-piece on my mask when I cracked-up and laughed.
I thought she was just done with you and giving you a Goodbye kiss. Dive 'em and leave 'em.
BTW, welcome to Scubaboard.
 
Phil, thanks for finding this video. Remember "your" girlfriend at Marineland some years ago, this reminded me of that seal.
 
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