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...Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to Damsel Fish. You got to starve the Fish for a few days, then the sight of a Snow Bird or blue haired old timer underwater will look like crab to an octopus. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the Damsel Fishes digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through fish S**T, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen Damsel Fish to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a Damsel Fish Farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single Damsel Fish can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a Damsel Fish".
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Hahaha! lol at above!!!
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