Wives and Husbands. . . . . . .Have A Good Laugh
> Every Wife is a "Mistress" for her Husband.
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> "Miss" for one hour & "Stress" for the rest 23 hours!
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> There are 2 times when a Man doesn't understand a Woman.
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> Before Marriage and After Marriage.
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> Marriage Is Like A Public Toilet.
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> Those Waiting Outside Are Desperate To Get In & Those Inside Are Desperate
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> Why Were Hurricanes Usually Named After Women?
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> Because When They Arrive, They're wet and wild,
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> But When They Go, They Take Your House And Car...
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> Husband Searching Keywords on Google `How to Tackle Wife? Google Search
> Result, "Still Searching`.
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> A Man Goes To A Shrink And Says, "Doctor, My Wife Is Unfaithful To Me.
> Every Evening, She Goes To Larry's Bar And Picks Up Men. In Fact, She Sleeps
> With Anybody Who Asks Her! I'm Going Crazy. What Do You Think I Should Do?"
> "Relax," Says The Doctor, "Take A Deep Breath And Calm Down. Now, Tell Me,
> Exactly Where Is Larry's Bar?"
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> Husband Throwing Darts at His Wife's Photo and Not Even a Single One
> Hitting the Target... From Another Room Wife Called The Husband: Honey What Are
> You Doing...
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> Husband: "MISSING YOU"...
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> A Man Goes To See The Rabbi. "Rabbi, Something Terrible Is Happening And
> I Have To Talk To You About It."
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> The Rabbi Asked, "What's Wrong?"
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> The Man Replied, "My Wife Is Poisoning Me."
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> The Rabbi, Very Surprised By This, Asks, "How Can That Be?"
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> The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me,
> what I should do?"
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> The Rabbi Then Offers, "Tell You What. Let Me Talk to Her, I'll See What I
> Can Find out and I'll Let You Know."
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> The Rabbi Calls after a while And Says, "Well, I Spoke To Her For Three
> Hours. You Want My Advice?"
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> The Man Said "Yes"
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> The Rabbi Replied, "Take the poison"
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> THOUGHT FOR THE DAY...
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> Women are like phones:
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> They like to be held, talked to and touched often.
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> But push the wrong button and you're disconnected......
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> Difference Between Complete & Finish...
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> People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH. But there i
> s... When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.... And when you marry
> the wrong one, you are FINISHED..... And when the right one catches you with
> the wrong one, you are ... COMPLETELY FINISHED!
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> Romantic...SMS She sends the following message:
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> My love if you're sleeping, send me your dreams
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> If you're smiling, send me your smile
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> If you're crying, send me your tears
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> I love you
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> He Replied: I'm in the toilet. What do I send?
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> A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first
> married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and
> our cute little dog would run around barking.
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> Now after ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the
> slippers and my wife runs around barking."
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> "Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting the same
> service!"
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> A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she starts
> shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares answer her."
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> One of his friends asked.” And when you are angry, what do you do?" The
> man replied, "I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the house and
> none of them dares to answer back.
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> There are 3 kinds of men in the world:
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> Some remain single & make wonders happen,
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> Some have girlfriends & see wonders happen,
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> The rest get married & wonder what happened!?
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> In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to
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> "But why?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because he is not faithful to
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> The judge asked, "How do you know?" She replied, "My lord, not a single
> child resembles him."
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> At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your
> wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
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> The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
