> A Golfer accidentally overturned his cart.
Elizabeth , a golfer who lived in a villa on the
Course heard the noise and yelled over to him
"Hey you, what's your name?"
"Willis," he replied.
"Willis forget your troubles. Come to my villa ,
I'll give you good driving lessons and I'll help you get the cart up later.
"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered,
"but I don't think my wife would like it."
"Aw come on," Elizabeth insisted with a wink.
"Well okay," Willis finally agreed,
And added, "but my wife won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, and sexy driving and putting lessons, Willis thanked
his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be real
upset."
"Don't be foolish!" Elizabeth said with a smile , she won't know anything.
By the way, where is she? "
" Under the cart!!"
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