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Post Your Pretty Funny Stuff Here

Discussion in 'Humor, Games, Clips, Yarns and Tales' started by sandshaker, Nov 1, 2006.

  1. Graeme Fraser

    Graeme Fraser Tech Instructor

    # of Dives: 1,000 - 2,499
    Location: Narnia
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  2. divesergeant

    divesergeant Solo Diver

    # of Dives: 500 - 999
    Location: Midwest USA
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    With all the perpetually offended types now, I thought this was timely.
     
  3. Hoag

    Hoag Loggerhead Turtle

    # of Dives: 200 - 499
    Location: Ontario
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    I have friends who quite often post satirical articles to their social media. Unfortunately, far too many of their friends do not recognize the posts as satire and "come unglued" in their responses to the posts. (Sometimes even telling them point blank - "This is satire, not news. Relax!" doesn't sink in.)
     
  4. MaxBottomtime

    MaxBottomtime Divemaster

    # of Dives: 1,000 - 2,499
    Location: Torrance, CA
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  5. АлександрД

    АлександрД Manta Ray

    # of Dives: 100 - 199
    Location: Moscow, Russia
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    "This train on Fire" - song of one, quite famous singer

    This Train's on Fire
    Colonel Vasin has come to the frontline
    And brought his young wife along
    Colonel Vasin has rallied his corps
    And told them: "Let's go home"
    We fought this war for seventy years
    We were taught that life is a fight
    But the intelligence has just reported
    We fought ourselves all this time.

    And I have seen generals
    They drink and eat our death
    Their children are going crazy
    Cause there's nothing left that they don't have
    And our land lies in rust
    Our churches are burnt.
    If we want to have a home to return to
    Now is the time to return

    Our train is on fire, there are no buttons to push
    Our train is on fire, there is no place to run to
    Long ago this land was ours before we got trapped in this war
    And it will die if it is nobody's, it's time for it to be returned

    And the torches are burning around us
    It's the rallying of all perished troops
    And people who shot our fathers
    Are now making plans for our youths.
    We were born by the sound of marches
    We were threatened by jail
    I say it's about time we stopped crawling.
    We have returned to our land.

    Our train is on fire, there are no buttons to push
    Our train is on fire, there is no place to run to
    Long ago this land was ours before we got trapped in this war
    And it will die if it is nobody's, it's time for it to be returned
    https://lyricstranslate.com
     
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  6. MiloR

    MiloR ScubaBoard Supporter ScubaBoard Supporter

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    Location: Ohio
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    A DIR Instructor, a NAUI Instructor, and a PADI Instructor are all on a dive together,

    The boat develops a leak and begins to take on water. They all start putting on their gear and putting together a plan.

    The DIR Inst says, "Do everything exactly like me or you will die."
    The NAUI Inst says, "Everyman for himself!!"

    The PADI Inst then says, "Ya know, if you each give me $300 this is an opportunity to get you Wreck certified."
     
  7. Bigbella

    Bigbella ScubaBoard Supporter ScubaBoard Supporter

    # of Dives: I'm a Fish!
    Location: San Francisco
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    A couple of more blasts from the past . . . IMG_2287.JPG IMG_2288.JPG
     
  8. Hoag

    Hoag Loggerhead Turtle

    # of Dives: 200 - 499
    Location: Ontario
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  9. АлександрД

    АлександрД Manta Ray

    # of Dives: 100 - 199
    Location: Moscow, Russia
    914
    1,523
    93
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  10. Bigbella

    Bigbella ScubaBoard Supporter ScubaBoard Supporter

    # of Dives: I'm a Fish!
    Location: San Francisco
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    IMG_2316.JPG C'mon, who hasn't given this some thought?
     
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