I resemble that remark. I have and use (and occasionally wear) a "fanny pack". I got tired of stumbling all over the house every morning in my precoffee stupor looking for all the small crap (keys, wallet, checkbook, glasses, business cards, cell phone, beer opener, etc.) that I may need during the day. Now it's all in one place, one thing to grab. But of course, I am very confident in my masculinity. You?I have been trying that since I turned 55 I does cause my daughter great dismay, but I don't think it makes me run faster, unless you wear a fanny pack. The it makes you run faster.