Okay, here's one for you. I ask this not because I intend to do it, but merely in the interest of physics:
If Argon is so good because of its higher "molecular" weight (which is a misnomer, as its a noble gas and therefore monoatomic), why doesn't anyone use CO2 instead? CO2 is 44 grams per mole, while Argon is only 40 grams per mole. (Air is somewhere around 29 grams per mole, and I didn't run the numbers for any trimix blends.)
Last time I had my CO2 cylinders filled, it cost around a quarter of what I've seen Argon listed for, and you can fit a lot in a small cylinder, as it does that whole liquid state thing. Naturally, it would require a submersible regulator that could properly handle a liquid state, which may be a rather significant hangup, and the cylinders and valves are not compatible with standard air or argon regs (for rather obvious reasons), but if you were just interested in molecular weight and cost, you really can't beat CO2, eh?
(This is also thinking about it completely ignorant of any potential transdermal absorption of CO2, but no need to get all physiological about a physics musing, eh?)